A delightful little internet flap occurred over the weekend wherein a Twitter user going by the name of David Wu declared he was reporting camera THOTs to the IRS for tax evasion.
David Wu allegedly is reporting sex workers who pimp themselves on Snapchat to the IRS.
Sex workers on Snapchat pimp their wares with abandon, grabbing up dolla dolla bills from thirsty denizens of social media. Ladies who prostitute themselves on Snapchat may not be paying their full share of taxes however… and that’s where our story begins.
Judging by the amount of misinformation I saw thrown around on Twitter, like the cam thot who told her colleagues they don’t have to declare self-employment income under $20,000, it is indeed a good bet that many of these gals ain’t paying their fair share.
He claims that he has reported girls who have Premium Snapchat accounts to the IRS for unreported income. He encourages others to do the same, and provides the link for reporting suspected IRS Tax Fraud, where you download and fill out the 3949-A form and return by postal mail.
Wu is a genius. He’s targeting a major source of societal degradation with the power of the federal government–and not a corrupt and incompetent federal agency like the FBI, but the corrupt and ruthlessly effective IRS. Remember: Al Capone went down for tax evasion, not racketeering.
The original article’s Libertarian author proceeds to blow smoke–big surprise–by suggesting that concerned citizens can’t snitch on tax cheats because camwhores are unlikely to post their personal and financial information on Snapchat. This is squid ink meant to discourage Thot patrolmen.
One, you’d be surprised what even a relatively unskilled researcher can dig up thanks to most people living and working online. That goes double for Snapchat prostitutes.
Two, the IRS page linked above just instructs informants to provide as much info on the suspected cheat as they can. Not all of it is mandatory.
And as for government workers being lazy, that may apply to the make-work hire tasked with taking your photo at the DMV, but the Internal Revenue Service is uniquely and highly motivated to round up that unreported paper.
By the way, a Libertarian trying to downplay the IRS as a threat = top kek.
Let #OpThotAudit march on!