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Death Cult Vows

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Like all religions, the Death Cult that currently dictates Western morality has a creed that its adherents are required to profess in order to be members in good standing. The Z Man complied a pretty accurate encapsulation of the Cult’s dogmas, which I present here with some light editing.

 

BIPOC: Do you renounce Racism, and all his works and empty promises?

Candidates: I do.

BIPOC: Do you believe in Gaia, the Mother almighty, Creator of heaven and earth?

Candidates: I do.

BIPOC: Do you believe in George Floyd, who suffered death and was buried, rose again from the dead, and is seated at the right hand of the New York Times editors?

Candidates: I do.

BIPOC: Do you believe in Diversity, the Lord, the giver of life, who today through the Sacrament of Checking Your Privilege is given to you in a special way just as it was given to the management team of every global corporation?

Candidates: I do.

BIPOC: Do you believe in the holy Democrat Party, the LGBT community, the unforgiveness of whiteness, the toppling of statues, and gender equity?

Candidates: I do.

BIPOC: This is our faith. This is the faith of the Cult. We are proud to profess it in Floyd our Lord.

All: Amen.

 

 

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