A favorite idle pastime of Conservatives is chuckling online about how weak, dumb, and crazy Leftists are.
Then they go back to binge-streaming the latest Disney skinsuit. Meanwhile, the Left boycotts businesses for real or imagined infractions of their Death Cult creed.
Walgreens is catching major flack from the perpetually outraged on Twitter over a reasonable policy — employees have the right to “step away from filling a prescription for which they have a moral objection.”
Some on the Right may applaud Walgreens’ policy. But closer scrutiny reveals it as self-negating nonsense. A moral objection clause is only necessary in a culture that lacks a unifying set of moral understandings. Yet it can’t work because no one in such a society can agree on a definition of morality.
Rumors of the boycott began with the emergence of anecdotal stories about women being denied birth control. One user posted a picture of a box of Enfamil baby formula, saying that she received the package after purchasing a pregnancy test at Walgreens. The makers of Enfamil have denied the poster’s unsubstantiated claim that it used customers’ data from Walgreens.
Again, the NormieCon response is “I’ll take ‘Things that never happened for 1000, Alex!”
And yes, the above anecdote is a transparent hoax by a Leftoid acting on her NPC conditioning. The smart bet is on a menopausal wine aunt in a hissy fit over the repeal of Roe v Wade staging a Death Cult ritual hexing. It’s the work of a primitive cargo cultist attempting sympathetic magic by cobbling together a box of items that symbolize her enemies. She’s upset that committing infanticide is harder now, even though she has no chance of becoming pregnant. Hence her predicating the whole story on the purchase of a pregnancy test – a symbol of her resentment at being a genetic dead end. Her cat profile pic is a dead giveaway.
But the real tell is the baby formula, which arises from the knee-jerk association with something that is
- Baby-related
- Flyover rubes like, because
- They’re using it to bash Biden
Remember that a defining feature of Death Cultists is that they have no idea how normal people think and live. Hence the bizarre cultist-perpetrated hoaxes involving backwards swastikas and misidentified nooses. Once you learn to spot the pattern, it’s impossible to miss how the baby formula ruse fits it to a T.
What normies do miss is that these hoaxes aren’t for them, or even the targeted company. They’re public devotions meant to signal and encourage other members of the Death Cult. Just as a Eucharistic procession elevates and strengthens Christ’s flock, public lies about victimization by christofascists rally Satan’s brood.
Here’s another example from Twitter.
A key to understanding Death Cultist behavior is that their identity is 100% negative. They are what non-cultists are not. That’s why they talk like they’ve never met a Conservative or a Christian. Finding out that the reality is nothing like the Black Legend blood libels they’re fed would cause agonizing cognitive dissonance.
It’s also why, in the absence of any real threat, Death Cultists have to cook up fake moral crises. They are the stunning and brave underdogs engaged in the final battle at the end of history against the forces of darkness. Genuine threats are hard to find since they control every cultural and governmental institution, so they invent it.
Hobby Lobby is a crafts chain whose policies aspire to the bare minimum of Christian ethics. So they’re among the Death Cult’s favorite whipping boys. Hobby Lobby’s latest transgression of Leftist pieties? Running a newspaper ad that includes a line everybody grew up reciting in the Pledge of Allegiance every morning.
Again, the default Conservative response online has been sperging about the First Amendment and pointing out that separation of Church and state is not in the Constitution. And again, they miss the point. Make that two points, because the Constitution stopped mattering a long time ago.
The main point Conservatives must keep in mind is that absurd Death Cult stunts like these are casting calls for you to come on stage and don the devil horns in their morality plays.
Death Cultists are nothing without a cartoon bogeyman to jeer at.
Don’t give them one.
And don’t give money or attention to people who hate you.
